The Day,V-Day 2K10

Today is a day to show your lady what she means to you, young padawan. I know that not all of you have the natural talent for seduction that we from grindcity have, so to help you chumps out with securing some trim this V-dizzle ol' snax has some tips to help you V-dazzle the ladies in your life into striping down and getting with the bizznass.

1. Really romance her, with the old Bearskin rug, Courvoisier and Fireplace combo.
2. Wash your body and face, then have her wash your body and face, then have her wash another girl's body.
3. Fill your pockets with cereal to give her a "special treat".
4. Assure her that she could someday be the only girl for you.
5. Do not spend more than three hours with each of your girls today. (one hour for dinner, two hours for "the sex") you don't want anyone to get all jealous today.
6. Make sure that your girls know that even today, your pimp hand is strong.
7. Have fun. AND BY FUN I MEAN DRINK CHAMPAGNE OFF SOME TRICK'S BODY!

I even have a little advice for you sad suckas without a stable,
find a spot with plenty of beautiful girls (gym, dog park, campus, whatev),
just chill there for a while, find a good spot blaze up a spliff, and when you see a girl you like just reach out and grab her. slap her, shake her, and tell her that "it's valentine's day, and you're mine now." it's just that easy.

~Snax